Havana

The word of the gay for today is...

Havana : used to describe a naturally elongated facial shape. Not to be mistaken with a certain Cafe that plays salsa music to mostly Persian immigrants and sluts.

Bakla, keri mo 'tong boobs ko? Siguro naman hindi na mapapansin ang Havana ko sa Greenbelt?

Harrison Plaza

The word of the gay for today is...

Harrison Plaza: anything of gargantuan proportions.

Beks, sabi nitong textmate ko "medyo chubby" lang daw siya. What if Harrison Plaza pala amputa? Sayang na naman mga pasa-load ko...

gravity

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gravity : a stand-alone expression for communicating moods that may arise from intense situations. (From the root word: grabe)

Girl, tingnan mo 'yung Felix Bakat ni Goldie Hawn. Ang laki, gravity!

Givenchy

The word of the gay for today is...

Givenchy: to present voluntarily and without expecting compensation.

Bro, won't you be a gentleman and Givenchy mo na lang sa'kin ang perfume mo... You smell good naman eh... Especially after a sweaty workout...

ganda lang

The word of the gay for today is...

ganda lang : used to substantiate conclusions wherein certain activities are executed without financial support, important connections or any other reasonable explanation.

Sis, bet mo 'yung bangs ko? Libreng make-over, ganda lang ang puhunan! Tsaka takbo ka lang ng mabilis.

Freestyle

The word of the gay for today is...

Freestyle : used for describing a person who appear to have difficulties in absorbing simple to complex thought processes.

Teh, gusto ko nang biritan a la Regine Velasquez ang mga Freestyle dito sa opisinang 'to. Bawal ba mag-isip, ha? Bawal?

Felix Bakat

The word of the gay for today is...

Felix Bakat : the visibly protruding outline of male genitalia.

Bro, ganda sana nung chick kaya lang Felix Bakat... Ah ewan, pwede na 'yan!

fayatollah kumenis

The word of the gay for today is...

fayatollah kumenis : an emaciated person who redefines the standards of weight-height proportion through voluntary or involuntary adjustments of the body mass index.

Bakla, hindi talaga ako kumain ng limang buwan para lang fayatollah kumenis ang lola mo dito! Achieve na achieve naman diba?

entourage

The word of the gay for today is...

entourage : to enter.

Teh, pwede bang mamaya ka na kumain ng squidball at entourage na tayo sa Bed dahil magsho-show na si Lady Gagita?? Ha?? Pwede ba?!?

emena gushung

The word of the gay for today is...

emena gushung : a student in a theological seminary who possess the will and ability to flirt shamelessly.

Girl, ang taray lang ni Pope. Kung Miss Universe lang ang Vatican, siya na ang Best in National Costume! What an inspiration to emena gushungs all over the world, especially the Philippines.

Ella Mae Saeson

 

The word of the gay for today is... 

Ella Mae Saeson : the irrepressible carnal urges of fornication which can be interpreted as the meaning of life if seen through Freud-colored lenses. (See also: Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing, Elsa Klensch) 

Bro, I was afraid this time would come... I wasn't prepared to face this kind of Ella Mae Saeson... Haay, what I'm tryin' to say is... Sex tayo please??

Duty Free

The word of the gay for today is...

Duty Free : a phallus of minuscule proportions.

Teh, nagwala talaga ako na parang Boyet Fajardo nung nakita kong Duty Free 'yung callboy. Pero in the end, ako rin ang lumuhod.

ditey

The word of the gay for today is...

ditey : used for citing directions to the current geographical location or any proximal whereabouts in relation to the speaker; here. (See also: dites)

Bakla, ditey ba? Ditey ba? O, ditey ba? Ang dapat kong kalagyan... na isang sulok kong hiram... sa ilalim ng araw?

Debbie Gibson

The word of the gay for today is...

Debbie Gibson : To grant, impart, communicate, present, furnish, provide, proffer, emit, utter, administer, produce, yield, relinquish, bestow, convey, transmit, assign, attribute, allot, apply, propose, concede, send, make or do. (From the root word: give)

Beks, Debbie Gibson mo naman si bakla ng pang-mayaman mong make-up. Tingnan mo nga-- Sino ba stylist niya, Boyoyong Clowns?

chu-chu

 

The word of the gay for today is...

chu-chu: a word used as filler for any ineffable subject matter occasionally found at the tip of the tongue.

Girl, ako naman ay nag-Google lang ng "chu chu bells" at ito ang lumabas. Hindi ko rin alam kung anong chu-chu ni Bryanboy dito.

Chabelita

The word of the gay for today is..

Chabelita : a person who exceeds the recommended body fat percentage in relation to weight and height; not necessarily female, underage or Mexican. (From the root word: chubby)

Sis, huwag ka magagalit ha pero 'yung anak mong Chabelita...hindi yata siya straight.

China Cojuangco

The word of the gay for today is...

China Cojuangco : an object that either holds a relatively high financial value or may only be obtained through international trade practices.

Teh, ang taray ng LV mo, so China Cojuangco! Saang ukay-ukay mo naman nabili 'yan, hmm?

chenalar varga

The word of the gay for today is...

chenalar varga : an expression used to delineate feelings of apathy or annoyance; whatever.

Girl, sorry naman kung matagal ako hindi nag-update. Ang dami ko kasing raket so I can fly na to Costa Rica but, you know, chenalar varga.

chenelyn gurgles

The word of the gay for today is...

chenelyn gurgles : an expression used to denote the absence of sense or the presence of a joke. (See also: char, charot, charing, charbroiled, chenes, chos)

Teh, nag-audition kami ng childhood friends ko sa Philippines' Next Top Model. Eight kami pero seven lang ang nakapasok... Fierce 'yung natanggal kaya lang mukhang maton. Chenelyn gurgles!

Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya

The word of the gay for today is...

Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya : a sexual act of self-gratification. (See also: bayas, bionic)

Bro, akala ko game 'yung trainer ko sa Fitness First kaya sinundan ko sa sauna...wrong move, paaare. Nawala na membership ko, nauwi pa sa Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya.