Monday, November 15, 2010

Havana


The word of the gay for today is...

Havana : used to describe a naturally elongated facial shape. Not to be mistaken with a certain Cafe that plays salsa music to mostly Persian immigrants and sluts.

Bakla, keri mo 'tong boobs ko? Siguro naman hindi na mapapansin ang Havana ko sa Greenbelt?

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Harrison Plaza


The word of the gay for today is...

Harrison Plaza: anything of gargantuan proportions.

Beks, sabi nitong textmate ko "medyo chubby" lang daw siya. What if Harrison Plaza pala amputa? Sayang na naman mga pasa-load ko...

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

gravity


The word of the day for today is...

gravity : a stand-alone expression for communicating moods that may arise from intense situations. (From the root word: grabe)

Girl, tingnan mo 'yung Felix Bakat ni Goldie Hawn. Ang laki, gravity!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Givenchy


The word of the gay for today is...

Givenchy: to present voluntarily and without expecting compensation.

Bro, won't you be a gentleman and Givenchy mo na lang sa'kin ang perfume mo... You smell good naman eh... Especially after a sweaty workout...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

ganda lang


The word of the gay for today is...

ganda lang : used to substantiate conclusions wherein certain activities are executed without financial support, important connections or any other reasonable explanation.

Sis, bet mo 'yung bangs ko? Libreng make-over, ganda lang ang puhunan! Tsaka takbo ka lang ng mabilis.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Freestyle


The word of the gay for today is...

Freestyle : used for describing a person who appear to have difficulties in absorbing simple to complex thought processes.

Teh, gusto ko nang biritan a la Regine Velasquez ang mga Freestyle dito sa opisinang 'to. Bawal ba mag-isip, ha? Bawal?