Havana

The word of the gay for today is...

Havana : used to describe a naturally elongated facial shape. Not to be mistaken with a certain Cafe that plays salsa music to mostly Persian immigrants and sluts.

Bakla, keri mo 'tong boobs ko? Siguro naman hindi na mapapansin ang Havana ko sa Greenbelt?

Harrison Plaza

The word of the gay for today is...

Harrison Plaza: anything of gargantuan proportions.

Beks, sabi nitong textmate ko "medyo chubby" lang daw siya. What if Harrison Plaza pala amputa? Sayang na naman mga pasa-load ko...

gravity

The word of the day for today is...

gravity : a stand-alone expression for communicating moods that may arise from intense situations. (From the root word: grabe)

Girl, tingnan mo 'yung Felix Bakat ni Goldie Hawn. Ang laki, gravity!

Givenchy

The word of the gay for today is...

Givenchy: to present voluntarily and without expecting compensation.

Bro, won't you be a gentleman and Givenchy mo na lang sa'kin ang perfume mo... You smell good naman eh... Especially after a sweaty workout...

ganda lang

The word of the gay for today is...

ganda lang : used to substantiate conclusions wherein certain activities are executed without financial support, important connections or any other reasonable explanation.

Sis, bet mo 'yung bangs ko? Libreng make-over, ganda lang ang puhunan! Tsaka takbo ka lang ng mabilis.

Freestyle

The word of the gay for today is...

Freestyle : used for describing a person who appear to have difficulties in absorbing simple to complex thought processes.

Teh, gusto ko nang biritan a la Regine Velasquez ang mga Freestyle dito sa opisinang 'to. Bawal ba mag-isip, ha? Bawal?

Felix Bakat

The word of the gay for today is...

Felix Bakat : the visibly protruding outline of male genitalia.

Bro, ganda sana nung chick kaya lang Felix Bakat... Ah ewan, pwede na 'yan!

fayatollah kumenis

The word of the gay for today is...

fayatollah kumenis : an emaciated person who redefines the standards of weight-height proportion through voluntary or involuntary adjustments of the body mass index.

Bakla, hindi talaga ako kumain ng limang buwan para lang fayatollah kumenis ang lola mo dito! Achieve na achieve naman diba?

entourage

The word of the gay for today is...

entourage : to enter.

Teh, pwede bang mamaya ka na kumain ng squidball at entourage na tayo sa Bed dahil magsho-show na si Lady Gagita?? Ha?? Pwede ba?!?

emena gushung

The word of the gay for today is...

emena gushung : a student in a theological seminary who possess the will and ability to flirt shamelessly.

Girl, ang taray lang ni Pope. Kung Miss Universe lang ang Vatican, siya na ang Best in National Costume! What an inspiration to emena gushungs all over the world, especially the Philippines.

Ella Mae Saeson

 

The word of the gay for today is... 

Ella Mae Saeson : the irrepressible carnal urges of fornication which can be interpreted as the meaning of life if seen through Freud-colored lenses. (See also: Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing, Elsa Klensch) 

Bro, I was afraid this time would come... I wasn't prepared to face this kind of Ella Mae Saeson... Haay, what I'm tryin' to say is... Sex tayo please??

Duty Free

The word of the gay for today is...

Duty Free : a phallus of minuscule proportions.

Teh, nagwala talaga ako na parang Boyet Fajardo nung nakita kong Duty Free 'yung callboy. Pero in the end, ako rin ang lumuhod.

ditey

The word of the gay for today is...

ditey : used for citing directions to the current geographical location or any proximal whereabouts in relation to the speaker; here. (See also: dites)

Bakla, ditey ba? Ditey ba? O, ditey ba? Ang dapat kong kalagyan... na isang sulok kong hiram... sa ilalim ng araw?

Debbie Gibson

The word of the gay for today is...

Debbie Gibson : To grant, impart, communicate, present, furnish, provide, proffer, emit, utter, administer, produce, yield, relinquish, bestow, convey, transmit, assign, attribute, allot, apply, propose, concede, send, make or do. (From the root word: give)

Beks, Debbie Gibson mo naman si bakla ng pang-mayaman mong make-up. Tingnan mo nga-- Sino ba stylist niya, Boyoyong Clowns?

chu-chu

 

The word of the gay for today is...

chu-chu: a word used as filler for any ineffable subject matter occasionally found at the tip of the tongue.

Girl, ako naman ay nag-Google lang ng "chu chu bells" at ito ang lumabas. Hindi ko rin alam kung anong chu-chu ni Bryanboy dito.

Chabelita

The word of the gay for today is..

Chabelita : a person who exceeds the recommended body fat percentage in relation to weight and height; not necessarily female, underage or Mexican. (From the root word: chubby)

Sis, huwag ka magagalit ha pero 'yung anak mong Chabelita...hindi yata siya straight.

China Cojuangco

The word of the gay for today is...

China Cojuangco : an object that either holds a relatively high financial value or may only be obtained through international trade practices.

Teh, ang taray ng LV mo, so China Cojuangco! Saang ukay-ukay mo naman nabili 'yan, hmm?

chenalar varga

The word of the gay for today is...

chenalar varga : an expression used to delineate feelings of apathy or annoyance; whatever.

Girl, sorry naman kung matagal ako hindi nag-update. Ang dami ko kasing raket so I can fly na to Costa Rica but, you know, chenalar varga.

chenelyn gurgles

The word of the gay for today is...

chenelyn gurgles : an expression used to denote the absence of sense or the presence of a joke. (See also: char, charot, charing, charbroiled, chenes, chos)

Teh, nag-audition kami ng childhood friends ko sa Philippines' Next Top Model. Eight kami pero seven lang ang nakapasok... Fierce 'yung natanggal kaya lang mukhang maton. Chenelyn gurgles!

Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya

The word of the gay for today is...

Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya : a sexual act of self-gratification. (See also: bayas, bionic)

Bro, akala ko game 'yung trainer ko sa Fitness First kaya sinundan ko sa sauna...wrong move, paaare. Nawala na membership ko, nauwi pa sa Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya.

B.Y.

The word of the gay for today is...

B.Y. : a gorgeous male individual. The origin of the initials remains unknown. (See also: biway)

Girl, kung ikaw ang tatanungin, B.Y. ba ang lalaking ito?

bottomesa

The word of the gay for today is...

bottomesa : a gay or bisexual man who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal intercourse. (See also: bottonesa, pa-uring)

Beks, bottomesa ba si Ricky Martin? "Shake Your Bon Bon" daw eh.

badessa

The word of the gay for today is...

badessa : a label for male homosexuals regardless of age, race, status, frequency of sex or residential location and its availability. (See also: badaf, badet, shutu, shoke, shokla, balaj, vallage, vakler, vaklush)

Bro, kailangan kita. Help me find the courage to release the badessa in me... I ask this in all fierceness. Amen.

boyband

The word of the gay for today is...

boyband : a fat boyfriend.

Beks, hiyang-hiya naman si Beyonce sa boyband mo. Nakita mo na ba ang profile pic niya sa PlanetRomeo?

Blusang Itim

The word of the gay for today is...

Blusang Itim : an unattractive person, usually but not necessarily homosexual, who may appear pulchritudinous immediately following an intensive session at the beauty parlor. (From the root words: Snooky, Serna)

Girl, kanina para ka lang Tita Swarding, ngayon mukha ka nang Maria Venus Raj. Blusang Itim much?

beklaruch

The word of the gay for today is...

beklaruch : an adjective for implying the inherent bitchiness of an act, idea, person or situation.

Beklarrrruuuuch!!! Single ka teh? :)

bayawak

 

The word of the gay for today is...

bayawak : bisexual. (From the root word: bi)

Pare, huwag mo sabihin sa iba na nag-sex tayo ha. Trip-trip lang 'to coz I'm not gay... I'm bayawak.

Backstreet Boys

 

The word of the gay for today is... 

Backstreet Boys : a group of handsome and usually heterosexual male individuals who are coincidentally positioned behind a solitary or group of homosexuals.

Lola, tigil muna ang rampa at may-I-turn-around tayo sa mga sumisitsit na Backstreet Boys. Gusto yata ng mga ito magpa-Get Down.

Ate Vi

The word of the gay for today is...

Ate Vi: a person who meddles with the personal affairs of another person. (From the root word: atrebida)

'Day, hindi naman sa Ate Vi ako pero...ang pangit talaga ng outfit mo. Baka hindi tayo papasukin sa Embassy. Ha? Wala nang Embassy?

achus

The word of the gay for today is...

achus : an expression originally meant to summon Jesus Christ but currently used in situations involving surprise, disbelief or disappointment. (From the root words: ay, sus)

Girl, Lyle Lopez na daw ang screen name ni LA Lopez ngayon. Achus! As if naman may nagbago.

akembang

 

The word of the gay for today is...

akembang : the first-person, singular personal pronoun used to refer to the self; the object form of "I". (See also: akech)

Girl, aminin mo na akembang talaga ang may pinakamalambot na bewang sa ating lima. At hellooo, sino ba ang nakaisip ng white-orange-green color combination para hindi lang magsabit ng necktie at masabing may costume? Eh di akech, akech, AKECH!!!

Aglipay

The word of the gay for today is...

Aglipay : an unattractive woman of Filipino descent. (From the root words: ugly, Pinay)

Mars, huwag mo na patulan 'yang chismosang Aglipay na 'yan at maiimbiyerna lang ang beauty mo. If I were you, aagawin ko na lang ang jowa niya. 

Anita Linda

The word of the gay for today is...

Anita Linda : Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (See also: Aida)

Beks, huwag na tayo pumunta sa orgy this weekend. Mahirap na, madaming may Anita Linda! Manood na lang tayo ng replay ng Miss Universe.

Anjo Yllana

The word of the gay for today is... 

Anjo Yllana : any object that is widely used and accepted in transactions involving the transfer of goods and services from one person to another, or as repayment for debts in any given country or socio-economic context. Also known as money. (See also: ades, anju, anda, andalucia)

Haynako teh, 'yung jowa ko humihiling ng bagong rubber shoes kase may liga daw sila next week. Pero wala akong Anjo Yllana. Pautang naman, keri?

Ace Sanchez

The word of the gay for today is...

Ace Sanchez : a gay or bisexual man who prefers to be on the giving end of anal intercourse. (See also: top)

Girl, akala ko talaga Ace Sanchez 'yung nakilala ko kagabi sa Malate, eh pag-uwi namin sa bahay biglang na lang tumuwad!