Thursday, September 30, 2010

boyband


The word of the gay for today is...

boyband : a fat boyfriend.

Beks, hiyang-hiya naman si Beyonce sa boyband mo. Nakita mo na ba ang profile pic niya sa PlanetRomeo?

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Blusang Itim


The word of the gay for today is...

Blusang Itim : an unattractive person, usually but not necessarily homosexual, who may appear pulchritudinous immediately following an intensive session at the beauty parlor. (From the root words: Snooky, Serna)

Girl, kanina para ka lang Tita Swarding, ngayon mukha ka nang Maria Venus Raj. Blusang Itim much?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

beklaruch


The word of the gay for today is...

beklaruch : an adjective for implying the inherent bitchiness of an act, idea, person or situation.

Beklarrrruuuuch!!! Single ka teh? :)

Monday, September 27, 2010

bayawak


The word of the gay for today is...

bayawak : bisexual. (From the root word: bi)

Pare, huwag mo sabihin sa iba na nag-sex tayo ha. Trip-trip lang 'to coz I'm not gay... I'm bayawak.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Backstreet Boys

 

The word of the gay for today is... 

Backstreet Boys : a group of handsome and usually heterosexual male individuals who are coincidentally positioned behind a solitary or group of homosexuals.

Lola, tigil muna ang rampa at may-I-turn-around tayo sa mga sumisitsit na Backstreet Boys. Gusto yata ng mga ito magpa-Get Down.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ate Vi


The word of the gay for today is...

Ate Vi: a person who meddles with the personal affairs of another person. (From the root word: atrebida)

'Day, hindi naman sa Ate Vi ako pero...ang pangit talaga ng outfit mo. Baka hindi tayo papasukin sa Embassy. Ha? Wala nang Embassy?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

achus


The word of the gay for today is...

achus : an expression originally meant to summon Jesus Christ but currently used in situations involving surprise, disbelief or disappointment. (From the root words: ay, sus)

Girl, Lyle Lopez na daw ang screen name ni LA Lopez ngayon. Achus! As if naman may nagbago.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

akembang


The word of the gay for today is...

akembang : the first-person, singular personal pronoun used to refer to the self; the object form of "I". (See also: akech)

Girl, aminin mo na akembang talaga ang may pinakamalambot na bewang sa ating lima. At hellooo, sino ba ang nakaisip ng white-orange-green color combination para hindi lang magsabit ng necktie at masabing may costume? Eh di akech, akech, AKECH!!!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Aglipay


The word of the gay for today is...

Aglipay : an unattractive woman of Filipino descent. (From the root words: ugly, Pinay)

Mars, huwag mo na patulan 'yang chismosang Aglipay na 'yan at maiimbiyerna lang ang beauty mo. If I were you, aagawin ko na lang ang jowa niya. 

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Anita Linda


The word of the gay for today is...

Anita Linda : Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (See also: Aida)

Beks, huwag na tayo pumunta sa orgy this weekend. Mahirap na, madaming may Anita Linda! Manood na lang tayo ng replay ng Miss Universe.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Anjo Yllana


The word of the gay for today is... 

Anjo Yllana : any object that is widely used and accepted in transactions involving the transfer of goods and services from one person to another, or as repayment for debts in any given country or socio-economic context. Also known as money. (See also: ades, anju, anda, andalucia)

Haynako teh, 'yung jowa ko humihiling ng bagong rubber shoes kase may liga daw sila next week. Pero wala akong Anjo Yllana. Pautang naman, keri?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Ace Sanchez


The word of the gay for today is...

Ace Sanchez : a gay or bisexual man who prefers to be on the giving end of anal intercourse. (See also: top)

Girl, akala ko talaga Ace Sanchez 'yung nakilala ko kagabi sa Malate, eh pag-uwi namin sa bahay biglang na lang tumuwad!